In the days after The Stanley Parable came out Many people requested new endings as well as more material.
The team told us that it wasn't in need of additional contents and we were fine with that. We also stated that the endings were great.
What a shameful swath of lies.
We were able to see it. We realized that we were being deceived however we made it up anyway. We've carried that shame around through the years an burden that weighs on us each and every day.
It's time to stop.
The time is now to make amends, to unburden our shame. Give us our shame, for you to use it to your advantage. We're fed up with it.
The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe is an update to the first title. It was created by the same liars who created The Stanley Parable, the indie game with the award-winning design. The game features more content and more options for endings. The tale of Stanley and The Narrator, their beloved companion is told in more whimsical adventures. This year, the game is available for PC as well as consoles.
The flavorful smokiness is balanced by the bitter regret of deceiving so many loyal fans for so long.
In all seriousness, this time it's done. It's done.