SPOILER ALERT!
Will You Snail?
Dear humans,
I want to inform you that I am better than you. The only thing you can do is lose, and this is a celebration of my superiority.Why is it that you should play this?
To entertain me. I designed this game for MY personal entertainment... Hey, come here, do not worry... You can try it. What's this game?
This is a game of platforming with a touch of skills. It's a game that revolves around you, a tiny, irrelevant snail looking to defeat me.
Aproximately three hours of premium time with ME (an exclusive service, I'd add)Precise and rapid-paced platformingLots of dyingLots of being ridiculedThe illusion of being a master and the dream of defeating me in the end an enjoyable little puzzle to solve... the meaning of living
It's hard to sit and wait for help in finding out the truth...
We're excited to meet you from the other side.
Squid
I want to inform you that I am better than you. The only thing you can do is lose, and this is a celebration of my superiority.Why is it that you should play this?
To entertain me. I designed this game for MY personal entertainment... Hey, come here, do not worry... You can try it. What's this game?
This is a game of platforming with a touch of skills. It's a game that revolves around you, a tiny, irrelevant snail looking to defeat me.
Aproximately three hours of premium time with ME (an exclusive service, I'd add)Precise and rapid-paced platformingLots of dyingLots of being ridiculedThe illusion of being a master and the dream of defeating me in the end an enjoyable little puzzle to solve... the meaning of living
It's hard to sit and wait for help in finding out the truth...
We're excited to meet you from the other side.
Squid
